It's been a long time....

Hello my little Kenderites. I know you've missed me terribly. Everyday you would log onto this blog and just cry that there wasn't an update. Just really creepy videos of crazy Japanese people. I know, I'm sorry. But now I'm back! And advertising a bit on other mediums to get more people here!

"But Kender-san, you're selling out!" No! I'm...ooo something shiny.

So let's re-cap! Someone hand me a pen... (think about it, it'll eventually come to you as to why that's funny)

So it looks like the year was still 2008. Wow, so long ago. I mean we still had a white President, Michael Jackson was still alive, and John and Kate were still a family of 10. So much has happened! So many important and discussion worthy things!

So let's talk about rivers.

There is a river here in Texas (that's right...HERE in Texas..I moved. Deal with it.) that is actually famous. I say famous because the good people at the Guinness Book of World Records have recognized it as the smallest river in the world. And for the cost of a McDonald's Happy Meal you can float down it!

"But it's the smallest river in the world, surely it's a really short trip!" You might say, or think, or write, or blog......but you'd be wrong. I recently took a trip down this river clinging to my rubber inflated life savior. I was even paddling quite a bit to keep up with other people holding on for dear life in the river. It took me 3 hours and a sunburn on my shoulders to finish it. Still a nice way to spend a day. I don't recommend floating over the scuba divers though, unless you want a fresh awaking to bubbles.....

"But what does this have to do with you being away for so long?!" You might ponder, or think, or contemplate.....

Absolutely nothing. But my little Kenderites, I am but a vassel...vessel?....or some word like that...of all the random information in the world. I present to you the gift of random knowledge! Use it wisely at sports bars with trivia on their TV, or if you happen to find yourself on Jeopardy!

"I'll take smallest rivers in the world for $400 Alex" "The Comal River is located in this US State that ends with -exas"

"Umm...what is New Exas?"